Jennifer Lopez ‘Broke Down’ On Stage

While performing in Connecticut over the weekend, Jennifer Lopez apparently broke down on stage during the Mohegan Sun’s 15th anniversary celebration which somehow has become a huge story even though it shouldn’t be after you read what led up to her “emotional breakdown.” People reports:

Lopez, 42, then launched into “Until It Beats No More” while dancers re-enacted scenes with the singer and some of the men from her past. A Lopez lookalike danced with guys who looked a lot like her exes Diddy, Cris Judd and Ben Affleck.
The final couple to appear in the spotlight danced much like Lopez and her estranged husband during their American Idol performance in May, just weeks before they announced their split.
After she was done, Lopez told the sold-out crowd, “I took a trip down memory lane” – and then started to cry as the crowd applauded.

So basically a pre-menopausal, recently-divorced woman relived every single one of her failed relationships and broke down crying? My God, what a shocking and unpredictable turn of events. Did she later dab her eyes and say, “I’m okay, I’m okay…”? Because then shit would really be out of hand. I’m afraid to even look outside, everything’s so topsy-turvy.